The mountain changed (as cyber-mountains often do) a bit around Larry FlutterMatters—but he did not notice so deep was he in his delusions. Let’s look in…
We just know, GENTLE READER, that Larry may just have a different take on the truths told here…
To be Continued…
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Aren’t those “goggles?”
DANG! You’re quick! You picked right up on that–I’m impressed..
“You can’t be Karma”
Disturbed yet again by what he thinks he thought was another shift in the chaos of the BigAMist, and while thinking as he searched for answers to this dilemma, methinks thinks FlutterMatters, the shift was not a shift at all but more the propwash of great wings flapping in reverse as this yet unrecognized great bird landed.
Prior to the wash of air that ruffled his feathers to the point of distraction he thinks thinks FlutterMatters he recalls as he thinks about it, that there was a moment while in the deepest of deep meditation trance, FlutterMatters felt a foreign more disturbing shift in the chaos surrounding. He thinks thinks FlutterMatters that while unsure but always prepared, he thinks thinks FlutterMatters the disturbance was a phenonmena the Master had described in his Anals and called the POOFWAVE.
“POOFWAVES” said the Master in his wisdom, are things mysterious and only conjured by codgers of which few exist and which because of the lacking skills such as drawing pink diamonds, these remaining codgers often make things look like that when in fact that is never what it seems when seen before or after until the POOF has dePOOFED.
When experiencing the POOFWAVE, “care must always be taken” said the Master. Determining if an entity seen is truly what it is or a manifestion of something or someone you may or may not have known before can only be determined by way of a special ultra secret application long developed oh so many years ago in the farthest of the far west where the sun is warm, the mountains high and where whales frolic with dophins for all to see. It is a singularity, a powerful gateway so powerful that only one can be controlled at a time and only by those who have the ability to master the thoughts and images presented. It is the lense of truth.
“Further”, the Master noted, rare it is that one can tell the difference between a real POOF entity and a Non POOF entity unless, and it is here in the Masters writings, that FlutterMatters who always thinking, noted that the Master had written a tidbit of here-to-fore unmentioned and previously unknown knowledge with emphasis.
“UNLESS” said the Master, you are wearing the singularity in advance of the appearance of the entity that has been POOFWAVED, the truth might escape you. Readiness is of the essence!
Rarely used and of which only a few survive for the rest were lost at sea by Pirates untold, the Master judiciously and secretly shared with his most excellent and worthy student a monacle possessing the uncanny resemblance to Karma’s Elton John Pink Diamond Encrusted Blue Tooth Enabled glasses minus one glass lense of course.
Cryovack packaged so that they last a life time unless used before the expiry date, the Master cautioned his most excellent student FlutterMatters to use this monacle as a gateway to truth but warned that it should only be used when abruptly awakened from a meditation trance by POOFWAVES and only while on a flat mountain top being buffeted by a escaping votex of the BigAMist and only after having seen a brown and white pretend to be a Buick’s rear view mirror.
The disturbance overwhelmed FlutterMatters as it ripped him from his meditative trance by a sequential and ever increasing number of POOFWAVES. FlutterMatters always alert and prepared in the ways of the Master, thought of the advancing tsunami of POOF WAVES that would arrive at his flat, snowy, very unblue and ever so cold mountain top which he thought he thinks is nothing at all like the green and blue tops of the western mountains from where he came from and where he could meditate as he looked down upon green, fertile lush valleys.
Alert to all things chaos, methinks thinks FlutterMatters I am on a flat mountain top which is being buffeted by a small peripheral vortex escaping from the BigAMist. FlutterMatters thinks he thinks that he did see a brown and white think it was a mirror. In that moment thinks FlutterMatters he thought to lift the right ear flap of his custom Canadian made hand stitched aviators helmut that made you fly faster than fast and think quicker than quick when you had a thought, to retrieve what the Master had placed there so many many years ago while in the west of the most western mountains blue and green with valleys lush and full and oceans full of whales playing and dolphins dancing.
Find he did thinks FlutterMatters the small item the Master had sewn into his custom made aviators helmut before time began. Safe in its cryovack package so that it would last a life time unless used before the expiry date FlutterMatters opened it and to his welcomed surprise found a very special gift cherised by all those who know its power.
Faster than flight in a vortex FlutterMatters placed the eerily similar but not quite the same Elton John Pink Diamond Encrusted Blue Tooth Enabled monacle over his right eye just as the POOFWAVE deposited an immense bird who at first glance incredibly similar to Karma Big Feathers. Methinks thinks FlutterMatters it was time to open his right eye bearing the eerily similar but not quite the same Elton John Pink Diamond Encrusted Blue Tooth Enabled monacle now firmly strapped to his helmut.
Opening his right eye FlutterMatters is met with visions of truth. Sensing the Blue tooth radio signals methinks thinks FlutterMatters this creature is not at all who it appears to be. This is an imposter, a rogue that is Palin in its audacity.
“You can’t be Karma” says FlutterMatters as he adjusts the eerily similar but not quite the same Elton John Pink Diamond Encrusted Blue Tooth Enabled monacle now firmly strapped on to his helmut.
FlutterMatters is in disbelief. As the monacle reveals only the truth, FlutterMatters exclaims as he focusses his right eye –
“You are Not Karma Big Feathers! No, No, No you are not! Of this I am certain! ” -
You are …………
…unknown to me,” FlutterMatters mutters in deep amazement and confusion. Little does the bird-brain know that by simply turning his feathered head he would discover his left eye is also similarly fitted with the same Elton John Pink Diamond Encrusted Blue Tooth Enabled lens. Karma may just have to call forth the Master….
Methinks thinks FlutterMatters would then be seeing double truths – oh my!
He’ll somehow squirm his way out of that as well…
LOL
Poor Flutters!