SPAM COMMENTS…Sunday Amusement

Small photo of Boomer Jack1. “Adorujęte odcienie i tony.”

2. “It’s exciting to come across a person with a writing form like you. Frustrating to find these days on the world wide web.”
3. “Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. [deleted]”

4. “would you mind writing more posts about this subject?”

5. “I found this site very usefull and I just wanna thank you for that. I hope you keep up the perfect work!”

Aren’t they just special?

About Jack Boardman

Just a little bit of a Curmudgeon.
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20 Responses to SPAM COMMENTS…Sunday Amusement

  1. ispiderbook says:

    You mean they’re not genuine?


  2. Chris Shouse says:

    God Bless the boys on 16th Avenue 🙂 LMAO….Hope you had a good Turkey Day! (((HUGS))) Dr. Shouse.


  3. sgtmajcarl says:

    Oh. CRAP! Jack, I’m sorry. I deleted a spam comment from spam-jail on my way here. 😛


  4. Elizabeth Miller says:

    AAAH HAA HAA HAA HAA! I mean, really…’m sorry that you half ta deel wit dis muck. But thanks for posting the choicer slop and giving me a huge laugh :-).


    • Jack Boardman says:

      That was just what I found this morning in the blog’s spam filter. There has been a lot of spam in the past few weeks.. 🙂


      • Elizabeth M says:

        The writing, the drawing, the keeping track of characters and plot – what there is of it 😉 – yes, ok. But the spam sounds like a lot of shouldn’t-be-necessary-work :-(.


  5. Daisy Boardman says:

    I had a GREAT Thanksgiving…it was waaay too easy begging TURKEY SCRAPS! AR-ROOO!!!


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