“Aw, c’mon, Phil—do you have to be such an ass?”

KIDNAPPED Banner ©Jack BoardmanPreviously: After giving the two, whose names were given (and confirmed by the on-duty deputy). Mac & Merle interviewed the spies, “Well Allen, and Jerry, are you ready to commit to our offer?”

“Yes we have—we’re very-good at what we do…”

“Except hanging-out at an empty bar…”

“Except that, it was a ‘learning experience’ we’ll not forget. We’d much rather work inside the law than outside it—we accept.”

“Very well,” Merle rumbled, “First—lose those beer mugs.”

Season 13—Adventure 6—KIDNAPPED—Episode 2—Scene 1… Outside Moosehead County Offices…

Boomer and AJ went directly to Moosehead County Offices and arrived just as Mac & Merle came out, “Update?”

Outside Moosehead County Offices ©Jack Boardman“Update?”

“We’re still deployed to stop the hit-squads we expect are still coming. The tugboats are deployed, Captain Halloran’s boats are armed and out patrolling—remaining about 5 miles offshore. The rescue ‘copter is at the airfield and ready to deploy and find any radar contacts Halloran’s boats and the tugs detect.”

“I see we’ve taken delivery of a new squad.”

“Yeah, that’s what we came out to look over—a 2016 All-Wheel-Drive Taurus SHO,” Mac replied, “What it can’t outrun (excluding Strider) it can out handle.”

“We ordered two, so we can retire two of our 50’s era squads to reserve status.”

“Moosehead County will never be the same—are you retiring the Merc?”

“No—the ’55 Buick Special and my ’48 Ford pick-up.”

“Where will we store them?”

“Farkleberry’s Auto Museum.”

“Perfect. What are we doing about Hiram?”

“Nothing—until NCIS and the FBI arrive,” Boomer replied, “They’re expected to arrive soon.”

Season 13—Adventure 5—KIDNAPPED—Episode 2—Scene 2… Still Outside Moosehead County Offices…

“Like now, perhaps?” Mac asked as he observed an official-looking Dodge Charger drive up, park, and disgorge two men—one an FBI agent and the other an NCIS agent.

“Like now perhaps” ©Jack Boardman“Like now perhaps”

“Are you Sheriff Boomer? I’m NCIS Special Agent in Charge Jedidiah Jones of the Lake Superior District.”

“I am,” Boomer replied, these gentlemen are Deputy US Marshal in Charge of the Arrowhead Marshal’s Office Carl McIntyre, and his brother, Merle, and Sheriff’s Deputy, AJ Boardman. How may we help you?”

“By staying out of our way,” FBI Special Agent in Charge of the Duluth Office of the FBI, Phillip Smith, perhaps a little too briskly, said.

“The Sheriff doesn’t answer to you, young fella,” Mac replied, “He answers to the voters of this county—and a long-time friend of the Silverthorn family.”

“Aw, c’mon, Phil—do you have to be such an ass?” Jed asked.



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6 Responses to “Aw, c’mon, Phil—do you have to be such an ass?”

  1. Sarah Cooper says:

    Left that question hanging, huh? 😀

    Liked by 2 people

  2. LOL 🙂 Sounds like just the relationship NCIS and FBI have. I wonder if they know Very Special agent Tony retired from NCIS?

    Liked by 2 people

  3. sgtmajcarl says:

    “Aw, c’mon, Phil—do you have to be such an ass?” Jed asked



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