“Résumé?”

Pettersen Banner ©JBoardmanPreviously: “We finally escaped ‘Joey’s Place,’ with our lives—and the incessant ‘Gratis on a Portis with Escofier Sauce.’ I simply can’t stomach that stuff.”

“Geeze, Joey,” Boomer laughed, “It’s your place—serve something else!”

“You’re right—I’ll conjure something—anything else!”

“Try comfort food, you know perfectly broiled burgers, freshly caught fish, home-made French fries, and a fresh salad, for example.”

They both jumped—a little—when both Cujo & Mattie partially appeared next to them, “Relax guys—we’re erasing her memories of you.”

“Uh—thanks Cujo!” Boomer exclaimed, neither he nor Joey recognized Anna as she had significantly changed her appearance.

“They’re hiring those guys standing next to you,” Mattie added.

“That’s right,” Cujo agreed, “You two may be offered a job as well.”

“I don’t know about you,” Joey smiled, “I could use a job.”

“Here we go again!”

Season 17—Adventure 1—Pettersen—Episode 4—Scene 1… At the Roadhouse Bar & Grill… Anna finished her spiel, “So, I want you fellows to consider what I’ve told you and if you are interested, give me a call.”

“You said we don’t break any laws here, why not?”

“Do you crap in your living room?” Anna replied, “Look—law-enforcement people in Moosehead County are very good at what they do—you rob someone here, and they will hunt you down—got it?”

Anna & Neil at the Roadhouse Bar & Grill ©JBoardman“Do you crap in your living room?”

“Yes, we got it. We’ll talk it over and get back to you,” Jamie Carlson replied.

The two headed towards the bar.

Anna turned to Joey & Boomer, “You fellas heard my offer?”

“How could we not hear it,” Boomer replied, “I’m surprised the entire bar didn’t hear what you said.”

Joey added, “Yup—that’s about right.”

“You are kidding, right?”

Anna offered Joey & Boomer a job ©JBoardman“You are kidding, right?”

“Yes,” Joey replied, “And don’t bother giving us your card—we’re in.”

“We’ve been ‘not crapping in our living room’ for years,” Boomer added.

“Do you have a résumé?”

“Résumé?” Joey asked, “Talk about ‘craping in our living room,’ HA!”

Neil Pettersen overheard the conversation and smiled—a little. These two just might be worthy of immediate promotion to team leaders like Anna and Louisa. He would talk to his brother, Bill about it.

Episode 4—Scene 2… Inside Mac & Collie’s Cabin… The Posse (minus Joey & Boomer) gathered for the first time in a long time with Mac & Collie McIntyre—to celebrate their return from Alabama.

“So, where are Joey and Boomer?”

Inside Mac & Collie’s Cabin ©JBoardman“So, where are Joey and Boomer?”

“They’re on assignment for the Sheriff,” Chris replied, “And the rest of us are on call, if required.”

Our Story Will Be Continued…

About Jack Boardman

Just a little bit of a Curmudgeon.
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5 Responses to “Résumé?”

  1. Chris Shouse says:

    Welcome back Collie and Mac 🙂 Love that quip about Crapping in your living room!!! BAHAHAHA 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Joseph Jerkovich says:

    There’s a lot of things Joey wouldn’t say…normally

    Liked by 1 person

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