“We’re going to kill you.”

The Hunt Banner ©Jack BoardmanPREVIOUSLY: “Am I late?”

“No Chris,” Boomer replied, “You’re right on time, Mr. Simpson’s explaining his ideas for taking-out Carstairs.”

“Welcome, Mrs. Earp,” Simpson greeted, “We’re discussing Mr. Carstairs’ demise.”

“Oh—GOODIE!” Chris exclaimed, “Perfect.”

Boomer laughed—this was SO Chris.

“Now, I know Boomer is quick with his Remington—what about…”

Chris’ Colt .45 semi-auto pistol was pointing at Simpson’s head before he could finish his sentence, “Fast enough?”


“We WILL be equal partners—right?”

“Yes, Mrs. Earp, we will,” Simpson replied—his voice betrayed his fear.

Boomer and Chris looked at each other—communicating, “Got him,” without words.

They’d worked together so long, words weren’t often necessary.

Big surprise—right?

Season 18—Adventure 4—The Hunt—Episode 9… After Simpson left Boomer’s Cabin… “Well, Boomer, what do you think?”

Boomer & Chris Earp met inside Boomer’s Cabin ©Jack Boardman

“Well, Boomer, what do you think?”

“I think we’re going to have some fun.”

“Roger that,” Chris replied, “We need to contact the rest of the Posse™ and inform them of what’s going down.”

“How do you reckon we can ‘kill’ Big Mac?”


“Of course—why didn’t I think of that?”

“You were too satisfied at how you handled Biggass.”

“True,” Chris replied, “He’s almost too easy to fool—but he’ll likely figure it out, eventually.”

“You mean—after we take Carstairs out?”


It was then the Big Mac—almost on cue—arrived at the cabin, “My ears are burning—were you talking about me?”

“Why yes—yes we were,” Chris replied, “We’re going to kill you.”

Big Mac arrived inside Boomer’s Cabin ©Jack Boardman

“We’re going to kill you.”

Mac replied with his rumbling laugh, “Oh—is that all—you had me worried for a split-second.”

“You do know—you have to die?”

“Collie will be devastated—VACATION!”

“We’ll have an ambulance arrive at your place and leave—spreading a rumor that you were shot,” Boomer said, “And later the news that you didn’t survive a shooting.”

“Where do dead people go on vacation?”

“Wherever they want, Mac,” Chris quipped.

“Collie and I were just talking about Hawaii,” Mac grinned, “That’s where we’ll ‘hide,’ unless dead-guys are not allowed in the islands.”

“Simple,” Boomer cracked-wise, “Don’t tell them you’re dead.”

Our story will be Continued…

About Jack Boardman

Just a little bit of a Curmudgeon.
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4 Responses to “We’re going to kill you.”

  1. Chris Shouse says:

    Hawaii sounds good I hope Mac and Collie have fun 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Chris Shouse says:

    Good 🙂 When are you and T going to do something fun?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Jack Boardman says:

      In real life, she’s very-busy with “Boardman Realty,” but we’re hoping for a winter visit to Duluth, MN. On the blog? She *may* appear, but only as a background character. Andrew, Sarah and Alphonso will appear occasionally.


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